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You sass that hoopy schnee? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is

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May. 25th, 2011 | 11:49 am
mood: amusedamused

Happy Towel Day, everyone! Wherever you go today, be sure to carry a towel — not that that isn't good advice for the rest of the year, too, though, since as we all know, towels are highly useful:

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Alas, there doesn't seem to be anything special taking place in MY hometown, but towelday.org has a lot of information on various events worldwide. Maybe there's something near you, and even if there isn't — be sure to carry a towel today. :)

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moonhare

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from: mondhasen
date: May. 25th, 2011 10:09 am (UTC)
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:D I never read Adams, but his books circulate quite heavily (some of that may/i> be due to school reading req's); I spread the word through twitter, regardless.

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Schneelocke

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from: schnee
date: May. 25th, 2011 10:22 am (UTC)
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Thanks! :) I hope this'll inspire more hoopy froods to carry their towels with them today. :)

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seamstress for the band

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from: cappucinogrrl
date: May. 26th, 2011 03:16 am (UTC)
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Happy Towel Day!

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Schneelocke

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from: schnee
date: May. 26th, 2011 09:32 am (UTC)
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Thanks — and the same to you!

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