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Jan. 9th, 2012 | 11:20 pm
mood: surprisedsurprised

You couldn't make it up — consider, if you will, IMDB's plot summary for the short "The Transient":

A homeless vigilante and his case worker, Steve, try to stop vampire Abraham Lincoln and his gang of 1980s punks from sucking the blood of four-score and seven virgins.

There's probably nothing that can be added to that. Really, who even comes up with this sort of thing?

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Party Rabbit

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from: redlemon
date: Jan. 9th, 2012 10:39 pm (UTC)
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You must admit, Lincoln as a 1980's vampire is an intriguing thought. I look forward to his neon orange stovepipe hat.

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Schneelocke

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from: schnee
date: Jan. 9th, 2012 11:11 pm (UTC)
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*chuckles* Indeed, that should be quite a sight. ^^

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moonhare

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from: bunny_plush
date: Jan. 9th, 2012 11:31 pm (UTC)
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*laughs* Lincoln's image has been reinvented during the present administration... there's also that book (and soon to be released movie?) "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"

Says IMDB: "President Lincoln's mother is killed by a supernatural creature, which fuels his passion to crush vampires and their slave-owning helpers."


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Schneelocke

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from: schnee
date: Jan. 9th, 2012 11:40 pm (UTC)
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*chuckles* That's almost as bad — almost. Of course, it's made worse by the fact it's apparently a major production, rather than some harebrained indy movie.

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tzisorey

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from: tzisorey
date: Jan. 10th, 2012 12:20 am (UTC)
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You like that, and you might want to check out "Bubba Ho-tep" ;)

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Schneelocke

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from: schnee
date: Jan. 10th, 2012 12:31 am (UTC)
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"Elvis and JFK, both alive and in nursing homes, fight for the souls of their fellow residents as they battle an ancient Egyptian Mummy."

Right... :P

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tzisorey

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from: tzisorey
date: Jan. 10th, 2012 02:25 am (UTC)
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Oh, I forget if it's Elvis, or JFK - but one has had plastic surgery to hide his identity, and is now black.

The other one is Bruce Campbell.

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Schneelocke

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from: schnee
date: Jan. 10th, 2012 09:14 am (UTC)
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OK, that's almost as bad as 1980s punk vampire A.B. sucking the blood of four-score and seven virgins already. :)

Edited at 2012-01-10 09:15 am (UTC)

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tzisorey

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from: tzisorey
date: Jan. 10th, 2012 10:10 am (UTC)
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Come on - it's Bruce Motherfreaking Campbell ;) What's not to love? ;)

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Schneelocke

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from: schnee
date: Jan. 10th, 2012 06:26 pm (UTC)
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Hehe, true. ^^ Although it'd be even better if it also starred Jane Freakin' Goodall. ^^

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