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Jun. 14th, 2013 | 02:12 pm

Every limerick ever:

There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstance C.

"Every haiku ever" is left as an exercise for the reader. :)

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Mikazo

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from: mikazo
date: Jun. 14th, 2013 06:52 pm (UTC)
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Hah! I always liked how many limericks start with "There once was a man from Nantucket..." Cause seriously, I can think of a few choice things that rhyme with Nantucket. XD

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Schneelocke

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from: schnee
date: Jun. 14th, 2013 07:14 pm (UTC)
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Oh? I can really only think of "bucket".

Yes, just that. Nothing else.

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Mikazo

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from: mikazo
date: Jun. 14th, 2013 07:36 pm (UTC)
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I wrote a limerick once for a high school project. It went something like:

There once was a man with foot fungus
Who had toenails humongous
He sat on his bed
The doc looked at them and said,
"Damn, I feel like Christopher Columbus!"

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Schneelocke

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from: schnee
date: Jun. 14th, 2013 07:49 pm (UTC)
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Oh my. :)

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The Goddess of Smoo

Every Haiku Ever

from: heathersmoo
date: Jun. 14th, 2013 08:16 pm (UTC)
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Write five syllables.
Now insert seven more here.
Conclude with five. Done!

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Schneelocke

Re: Every Haiku Ever

from: schnee
date: Jun. 14th, 2013 08:21 pm (UTC)
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*claps* Looks like you are
Not just the goddess of smoo,
But of haikus, too.

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The Goddess of Smoo

Re: Every Haiku Ever

from: heathersmoo
date: Jun. 14th, 2013 08:23 pm (UTC)
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Oh, thank you so much!
You are so good at it too.
Demigod, perhaps?

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Schneelocke

Re: Every Haiku Ever

from: schnee
date: Jun. 14th, 2013 08:30 pm (UTC)
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That sounds good to me!
Wow, feels like I ascended
In a Nethack game. :)

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