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Shirley you can't be serious

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May. 7th, 2014 | 12:27 am

Here, have a joke that my mind somehow came up with today:

So, this US-American soldier was stationed in Sweden. His job often required him to leave base, and whenever he went to town, he came across this yellow car in a parking lot, full of clowns.
Finally he couldn't contain his curiosity anymore, so he stopped and asked one of the clowns what was going on. "Oh, it's terrible", the clown cried. "Our circus went out of business — we lost our home, and now we have to live in this car instead!"
"What", the soldier said, "you live in a car?"
"Yes, indeed", the clown replied. "We all live in a yellow Saab, marine!"

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night.

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ungulata

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from: ungulata
date: May. 7th, 2014 01:46 am (UTC)
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*groaaaan* And don't call me Shirley.

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Schneelocke

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from: schnee
date: May. 7th, 2014 09:17 am (UTC)
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Tip the veal, try the waitress! :)

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Mikazo

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from: mikazo
date: May. 7th, 2014 05:58 am (UTC)
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Hah! Not bad. At least it wasn't Saab par.

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Schneelocke

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from: schnee
date: May. 7th, 2014 09:16 am (UTC)
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Owww. :)

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Drhoz!

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from: drhoz
date: May. 7th, 2014 09:18 am (UTC)
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That was bad and should feel ashamed

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Schneelocke

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from: schnee
date: May. 7th, 2014 09:54 am (UTC)
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Then my work here is done!

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