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Jan. 19th, 2015 | 09:40 am

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it! There's so much to live for!" - "Like what?", he replied. "Well", I said, "are you religious, or an atheist?" — "Religious", came the reply.
"Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" — "Christian."
"Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" — "Protestant."
"Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" — "Baptist."
"Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" — "Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God or Reformed Baptist Church of God?" — "Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" — "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."
So I said "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

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ungulata

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from: ungulata
date: Jan. 19th, 2015 03:36 pm (UTC)
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I could see that coming, but I laughed anyway. ^_^

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Moth

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from: moth_wingthane
date: Jan. 19th, 2015 10:35 pm (UTC)
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No less funny in the second reading! :)

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Schneelocke

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from: schnee
date: Jan. 19th, 2015 10:51 pm (UTC)
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Glad you (still) like it. :)

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Kat's Journal...

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from: spottyfawn
date: Jan. 19th, 2015 11:13 pm (UTC)
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I first heard that from Emo Philips, pretty funny.

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Schneelocke

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from: schnee
date: Feb. 8th, 2015 10:53 pm (UTC)
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Mmm, it's probably been told by countless people before — I'm not even sure where I picked it up anymore. Glad you liked it!

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