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Jun. 3rd, 2015 | 12:06 pm

From the fanfic-writers-say-the-darndest-things department:

"Dash blinked. The elephant in the room was threatening to go crashing through her water-vapor villa, significantly reducing the resale value."
— The Descendant, Every Little Bit

"What happened to the good old days, when a mare could only be in a committed relationship with two other mares, like Celestia intended?"
— Capn_Chryssalid, Voyage to the Center of the Shipfic Folder

"[I]nside she was sweating like a reforming sex addict in a brothel during Happy Hour."
— TheWraithWriter, I Thought White was for Virgins

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The Mystery of the Supranational Rabbit

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from: porsupah
date: Jun. 6th, 2015 05:22 pm (UTC)
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Oh, I like those. =:D I suppose I really ought to read MLP fanfic - it just never quite occurs to me. Maybe I should set aside an hour or two in the day when I simply read, and not in the context of webpages..

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Schneelocke

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from: schnee
date: Jun. 7th, 2015 10:08 pm (UTC)
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I've read a bunch, and wrote down my thoughts on each afterwards, just a few words. Should probably see about getting all those posted some time.

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