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Jul. 2nd, 2016 | 11:34 am

Two Norwegian jokes I heard recently and don't want to keep myself from inflicting on all y'all:

A Norwegian, a Dane and a Swede made a bet who could endure the stench of a pig sty the longest. They all entered together.
After two minutes, the Dane came running out.
After five minutes, the Norwegian came tumbling out.
After ten minutes, all the pigs came running out.

Q: How do you recognize an extroverted Norwegian?
A: He's looking at your shoes rather than his.

:P

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allaboutweather

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from: allaboutweather
date: Jul. 2nd, 2016 04:23 pm (UTC)
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3/10. XP

Don't worry, almost all my jokes are puns (as you can see on my journal). XD

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Schneelocke

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from: schnee
date: Jul. 2nd, 2016 06:11 pm (UTC)
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3/10?

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allaboutweather

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from: allaboutweather
date: Jul. 2nd, 2016 06:32 pm (UTC)
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With the first joke, shouldn't the Swede have ran out second rather than the Norwegian? XP

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Schneelocke

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from: schnee
date: Jul. 2nd, 2016 06:38 pm (UTC)
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It's a joke from Norway, which is why it's poking fun at the Swedish (and Danish) rather than the Norwegian themselves. :P

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allaboutweather

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from: allaboutweather
date: Jul. 2nd, 2016 07:55 pm (UTC)
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Ohhhhh. Your title should say "Two jokes from Norway" as "Two Norwegian jokes" sounds like they're directed at Norwegians. XP

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Schneelocke

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from: schnee
date: Jul. 2nd, 2016 08:28 pm (UTC)
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They're jokes from Norway, thus they're Norwegian jokes.

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allaboutweather

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from: allaboutweather
date: Jul. 2nd, 2016 10:16 pm (UTC)
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Ah. So how about that penalty shootout between Germany and Italy? Do you watch Däs Fußball? :)

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