Schnee (schnee) wrote,
Schnee
schnee

On religion

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it! There's so much to live for!" - "Like what?", he replied. "Well", I said, "are you religious, or an atheist?" — "Religious", came the reply.
"Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" — "Christian."
"Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" — "Protestant."
"Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" — "Baptist."
"Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" — "Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God or Reformed Baptist Church of God?" — "Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" — "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."
So I said "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
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