Schnee (schnee) wrote,
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Fuck all, fuck all, diligently on the sofa sprawl

Thanks are due to Mitch Benn for creating this song and video, Fuck All, and to canisrufus_uk for bringing it to my attention. :)

Lyrics:

Once in every generation people of our land
Are called upon by history to bravely take a stand
Patriotic Britons, hear your country call to you
We all must do our duty now, which means we all must do …

FUCK ALL!
FUCK ALL!
All good people, heed your nation's call!
A time of national crisis needn't be a time of stress
If we have a bit of government-mandated idleness

FUCK ALL!
FUCK ALL!
So diligently on your sofa sprawl!
Indefinitely procrastinate,
Go back to bed and masturbate,
As long as you all do
FUCK ALL!

You could do a spot of decorating or some gardening
Hang a picture, put up shelves or other useful thing
Marie Kondo all your wardrobes, you will be so glad you did
Or finally write your novel — ah, who're we trying to kid?

We'll do FUCK ALL!
FUCK ALL!
Eat cereal while staring at the wall!
It's an easy way to spend a week or two or five or six
The time has come for us to chill with or without Netflix

FUCK ALL!
FUCK ALL!
Standing absolutely still and standing tall!
Reducing infectivity by ceasing all activity
While time slows to a crawl,
FUCK ALL!

What will save us when it comes to it
Is the laziness of your average Brit
And we have the wherewithal
To do FUCK ALL!

FUCK ALL!

You know what you have to do. :) In the words of William Rehnquist[1]: I did nothing in particular, and did it very well.

  1. After presiding over the Senate impeachment trial of Bill Clinton, quoting from Gilbert and Sullivan's Iolanthe.
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