Here you go:
- Nuts … my shaft is bent.
- After 18 holes I can barely walk.
- You really whacked the hell out of that sucker!
- Look at the size of his putter!
- Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
- Mind if I join your threesome?
- Stand with your back turned and drop it.
- My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip!
- Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
And the number one thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
- Hold up … I need to wash my balls first!
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