Schnee (schnee) wrote,
Schnee
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The Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't

Here you go:

  1. Nuts … my shaft is bent.
  2. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
  3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker!
  4. Look at the size of his putter!
  5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
  6. Mind if I join your threesome?
  7. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
  8. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip!
  9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

And the number one thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:

  1. Hold up … I need to wash my balls first!

(N. B. — if the above list does not go from 10 to 1, use a non-stone age browser.)

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